The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i believe in u and ur pee
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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