you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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