They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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