i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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