How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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