Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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