a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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