doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone shit on the floor
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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