i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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