Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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