im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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