You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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