Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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