Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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