I will die if light touches me.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Every concussion has its silver lining
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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