$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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