Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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