normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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