He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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