god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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