You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i came on her dog
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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