my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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