I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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