make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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