Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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