I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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