Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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