ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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