Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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