North Korea, Best Korea!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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