We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm too high and old for this...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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