Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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