just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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