when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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