well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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