After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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