he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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