I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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