Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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