i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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