Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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