Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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