So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
