I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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