I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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