How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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