I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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