I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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