i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Two words: nipple clamps
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