if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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