You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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