You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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