I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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