I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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