theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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